“Legitimate” logic.

When I think about politicians the word logic comes to mind, along with contemporary thinking, compassion, and truth.


That came out wrong…

I should rephrase that…

When I think about “legitimate” politicians the word “logic” comes to mind, along with “contemporary thinking”, “compassion”, and “truth”.

Ya, that’s better.

Now that the word “legitimate” is a meme, it has taken on new meaning. “Legitimate” now has no legitimacy, and all of the ideas that have no basis in fact can come to the forefront. I don’t need any science or statistics or proof to back up any of my ludicrous ideas any more. All I need to do is add this word to the beginning of a sentence and I can say anything!

This “legitimate” logic will come in SO handy, I love it. I can “legitimately” rationalize anything now! It’s awesome!

Here are a few new ways that I am going to think from now on:

– “Legitimate” smoking rarely causes cancer because the cool gene doesn’t care.
– “Legitimate” fast food rarely causes obesity because the hamburgler cells steal fat.
– “Legitimate” blows to the head rarely cause brain damage because the coach says so.
– “Legitimate” trans-fat rarely causes heart disease because the potato chip enzyme prevents it.
– “Legitimate” heart disease rarely causes death because TV says death is cool.
– “Legitimate” steroids rarely causes shrinkage because… LOOK AT MY MUSCLES
– “Legitimate” politics rarely cause stupidity…. oh wait, I already said that at the beginning.

The possibilities are endless! We can now apply “legitimacy” to anything.

– “Legitimate” Toronto Maple Leafs rarely lose a game.
– “Legitimate” reality TV shows are rarely exploitative.
– “Legitimate” subways are rarely crowded.
– “Legitimate” chemicals are rarely bad for us.
– “Legitimate” retail giants are rarely driven by profits.
– “Legitimate” lottery ticket are rarely losers.
– “Legitimate” polar bear hugging is rarely dangerous.

These new “legitimate” guidelines are going to change my life, I can’t wait to start using this new school of logic, all because a politician tried to give a heinous crime “legitimacy”…

Although later, he said that he misspoke.

A white rightwing vaginally deficient politician speaking nonsense about women’s issues and rights… that is so “rare” these days.


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2 thoughts on ““Legitimate” logic.

  1. And how would you like your rape? Legitimate or willing?

    “If your skirt is long enough, your shirt buttoned up to your your chin, that you’re neither drunk nor drug-addled, that you haven’t accepted to go have a coffee at night at an acquaintance’s place and that you don’t go out to drink alone either…you get my point, I mean if you haven’t been running after it.” (Lise Ravary. Le journal de Montréal, August 21 2012)

    If all those conditions are met, then your rape IS legitimate!

    If not, you deserve your lot! It’s that simple!

    A little burqah with that?

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