Monthly Archives: April 2014

Please take all of the things and insert them into my pie hole.

The last time I was in the UK (besides connecting flights through Heathrow) was in 1983 on a high school theatre tour for fifteen days, when I was fifteen, over 30 years ago. I was mostly in London, but we also traveled to Oxford and Stratford upon Avon, and we saw a LOT of theatre. I saw Evita, the opening of Starlight Express, the Cycle Plays at the Cottesloe Theatre (which was the series that saved it from closure in those days), The Trojan Women in pure Japanese Kabuki, Hamlet, The Government Inspector, and a bunch of others.

That trip and this one cannot really be compared because we’ll be in different locations and for different purposes. I will not be going to any theatre while in the UK. I don’t care what AMAZING show is playing in the West End right now or which famous actors are treading the boards this summer. If I step foot into a professional theatre right now, I’ll scream. It’s too much like work, and this is a vacation!

But there are some things that I remember from that 80s trip that have changed today. For instance, the money. When I was here in 83, the pound coin had just been released and there were still a lot of pound notes in circulation. People were complaining bitterly about the new coins and how heavy they were and how the coins would wear through trouser pockets and fall down your leg onto the sidewalk and you would lose your fortune in singles. I remember hearing, on more than one occasion, “OY! These pound coins won’t last, everybody hates them, they’ll be out of circulation by winter!”

I see that they are still around, and there is now a two pound coin as well. At least the British bills aren’t made from plastic and smell like maple syrup.

There are other subtle things that I’ve noticed too. The Underground cars are different than they were in 1983, the trains and busses are more modern, and the internet has changed their landscape just as much as it has changed ours.

There is one change that I’ve noticed that isn’t such a subtle change. The food.

The last time I was here, the best meal I had was on the airplane. We had breakfast every morning at the hotel… er… I should say that breakfast was provided, none of us ate it. Everything was cold, including the barely cooked eggs. Out in the streets, things were not much better either. Lunch was provided at different locales each day and usually consisted of a very thin slice of unidentified animal between two halves of one slice of stale white bread, a soft drink, and a bag of crisps.

I remember getting to order a hamburger somewhere, and getting something that was definitely NOT a hamburger. It was, pretty discouraging.

Don’t get me wrong, the trip was lovely, and we were probably taken advantage of by the tour operator which is why we ate so poorly, but let’s face it, England was not known for their cuisine in the 80’s.

Now I don’t know if Glastonbury is some kind of restaurant Mecca, but I have yet to put anything in my gob that I haven’t liked… and there has been some bites that have been transcendent.

It all started with breakfast on the first morning which was supplied by our fantastic hosts Lynda and Lloyd at their fantastic B&B called Parsnips, (find everything about it here). I’m not just saying it’s fantastic to be kind, this is a really awesome B&B. The room I had (the Abbey) was small, but very well appointed with a comfortable bed and a view of the garden. L & Z’s room (St John’s) was larger, but equally nice with twin beds. Lynda was so kind, and so helpful, greeting us with a pot of tea and lovely cakes on our first night when we were bleary eyed and haggard from a day and a half of travel.


Breakfast was brilliant. Fresh fruit with or without yogurt, a full vegan english breakfast, a full carnivore one, or a tomato and basil omelette, eggs on various different toasts, fresh homemade preserves, fingers of multigrain bread with organic butters, various teas, fresh orange juice, and an endless supply of strong french press coffee.

I ended up having the fresh fruit followed by an omelette with fingers of multigrain toast with blackberry jam and 32 cups of coffee.

But the gastronomic delights were not limited to our lodgings. Along the Glastonbury High street, there are a myriad of eating establishments and cafés with the most delightful offerings.


So far we’ve tried the Chocolate Love Temple with many different chocolates and a “chocolate elixir” that makes your heart melt.


The Burns the Bread bakery that offers many pastries, both sweet and savoury, and a Glastonbury pasty that I think I could live on for the rest of my life.


There’s Knight’s Fish and Chips which has the reputation as one of the best chippys in the entire UK (I’m trying it today), there’s the Café Galatea where I had a fantastic americano, the Abbey Tea Room, Rainbow’s End Café (all vegan).


Everything was scrumptious and delightful. A complete surprise.

But so far, every night, we have ended up at the Hundred Monkeys restaurant for dinner. ZOMG, this food is unbelievable. Between us, we may have had everything on the menu. The flavours are just SO well balanced on all of these dishes. I had the coriander encrusted goat cheese truffles followed by the Chicken Supreme with Tandoori Cauliflower, followed by and enormous cheese board for desert. I thought I would explode, but if I did, it would have been in a coma of food bliss and a smile on my face.


I had heard that the food had improved in the years since I was in England last, but on this trip, I was really expecting the food in France to bowl me over, so this feast of edible delights is such a huge surprise.

France, so far you have a very tough act to follow from the UK and it all started in Gastronomical Glastonbury…


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Europe, Travel and first day… and travel and second day…

The alarm went off at 5:30 am, just like it was supposed to; the electronic klaxon ringing it’s beep beep beep tune across my condo, to wake me up on the start of a new adventure. My heart was in the right place when I had set that alarm. I wanted to get an early start to the day, the first day of a European journey that would take me to parts of the UK and France over the next month.

My travel companions and I had been planning this trip for quite a while, with many hours of research and reading, maps and websites, chats and emails. An itinerary had been drawn up, accommodations booked, and travel tickets purchased. So this little alarm clock was marking a very important moment in time. Day one, hour one, minute one of another lengthy trip abroad.

But the beep beeps were useless. They didn’t wake me up. The urgent electronic call to arise and begin the day, fell on deaf ears and the one job that this little alarm clock was designed to do, was never realised.

It was never realised because I was sitting, watching it count down the seconds, fully dressed with my luggage strapped to my back since 4am, coat and boots on, wide eyed in anticipation as I slapped the off button on the alarm.

I messaged L that I was on my way and she said that Z would be by to pick us up for the airport soon. So I walked out the door, leaving the alarm clock and my condo in the dust.

L is within walking distance to my place, and I was anxious to try out my new travel backpack(s), so I walked out into the cold April morning in Winnipeg, and trudged through the muck and falling snow in my neighbourhood, careful not to slip on the ice that had formed overnight.

Z picked us up, and we were off to Winnipeg’s James Armstrong Richardson International Airport, one of many stations that we will be waiting at during day one and the first part of this trip.

SO, we enter Winnipeg’s James Armstrong Richardson International Airport, check in, check bags, check wallet for passport, check time. Through security, quite quickly and without incident, and into the domestic/international departure section of the airport. Starbucks, water and snacks are purchased, and we look out into the beauty of the area around the airport, and the Manitoba spring.


Board the plane, on time, take off, peruse onboard entertainment package… oh wait… that’s disappointing


Oh well. Pull out an Apple mobile accessory, play mindless video game, open snacks that were purchased at movie theatre prices, served coffee, and look out window at the advice on the wing of the aircraft.


Sip coffee. Sneer at brown water concoction that pretends to be “coffee”, read a little, look out window, land in Montréal.

Into Montréal’s Pierre Elliott Trudeau International Airport, walk a long walk to the gate for our next plane which is on time. Six hour wait. Hmm.

Purchase sandwich and salad combo from airport vendor. Edible. Doesn’t kill us. Good sign. Wander the halls looking into stores and restaurants. Starbucks, water and snacks are purchased, but this time we practice our french.

Wander around some more. Five hours left. Repeat above steps five times.

Discover that jet airplane engines can also be used as hand dryers in public restrooms.


Board plane, slightly late, no huge deal, settle in. Take off, 20 minutes late, not bad, open snacks and water, and look over extensive entertainment package in the seat.

Watch a Bollywood superhero movie called Krrish 3 (actually the fourth in the series, never saw the first three), hindi with subtitles. I’m surprised at how much hindi I can remember. Movie is hilarious, especially when the superheroes and villains break out into song and dance. Giggle uproariously.


Meal. Ask for the chicken, get the beef. Stroganoff concoction with a tasteless cabbage and corn slaw, petrified bread product, and sandpaper brownie. Definitely not the worst airplane meal I’ve ever had. Partake in another cup of the brown water coffee like drink and mourn. Order another cup when flight attendant comes around.

Watch a second Bollywood movie, also in hindi with subtitles. This one called Bhaag Milkha Bhaag, a biography picture about Milkha Singh. Very good, well acted, entertaining. Love that they break out into song and dance, even in sports biography pictures.


Meal…. sort of. A cellophane wrapped piece of banana loaf for breakfast, which isn’t too bad. More coffee flavoured brown water while looking at the sunrise.


Land at Paris’ Charles de Gaulle Airport and disembark towards immigration. Prepare for onslaught of questions about why I’m visiting and possible cavity searches. Practice french responses: “Non, monsieur, ce n’est pas une arme à feu dans ma poche, je suis heureux de vous voir.”

Hand my passport to the officer. He opens it, looks at me, stamps it, waves me through. Thirty seconds. Fastest I’ve ever been through customs, anywhere.

Wait for half an hour for luggage (they were expecting security to hold us up too I guess), and then a three mile walk through the airport to the Réseau Express Régional B train station “in” the airport. Figure out ticketing system, follow signs to platform, and then think we are lost. Look inside parked train, realise we are not lost but in the correct place and board the train.


Arrive at Paris Gare du Nord train station and wander around looking for the Eurostar section of the station. Months earlier we had booked these tickets and there was a promotion for lower cost first class tickets (less than economy) so we booked them.


Figured out ticket machines, found the gate. 3 hour wait. Starbucks, water and snacks are purchased, consumed. Find a recycling bin. The french think recycling is hardcore by the looks of the iconography. When in France…


Board ultra-highspeed Eurostar bullet train. Board luxurious train car, with really really comfortable reclining seats and huge windows.

Meal. This time it’s a gourmet spring chicken in tomato reduction with a light mango chutney, saffron basmati, choice of FRESH dinner roll, or two, or three, complimentary wine and/or beer, and a fresh raspberry tart for dessert. Everything was great. I, of course, finish with a coffee. This time it’s a delicious french press style cup which I sip and watch the lush green french country side go by.



Train stops. There is a delay at the Chunnel. A different train is stuck and they are down to one set of tracks so they have to wait their turn to enter. Might be a couple of hours.

Shrug. Continue nap in reclining high class train seat.

Hour and a half later, underway. Now in the UK. Total time in France is six hours. Fond memories.

Reach London’s St Pancras international railway station, trundle our way to the shared Kings Cross St Pancras Underground station and purchase tickets for the Hammersmith & City line’s journey to Paddington Underground H&C station. Ten minutes.


Make our way to the Paddington Railway station that is connected, and find a FastTicket machine and withdraw ALL of our train tickets for the UK that we will use over the next few weeks (7 each). This wait was to be almost 5 hours but because of the Chunnel delay, it will now only be 2 and a bit.

Look at departure boards. Stare at them in confusion until we find our train. There is no gate number on the board. Find Station Manager Rajesh Patel and ask him where our gate will be. He asks where we are coming from and I relay the journey so far. He calls me “daft” for travelling so much in one day and informs me that gates are assigned 15 minutes prior to departure.

The smell of the Paddington station Burger King is starting to affect me so I go and get a Whopper to eat while we wait. Mistakenly hand a £100 note to Dave at the Burger King, thinking it was a £10. Dave kindly points out my error and doesn’t rob me blind. Nice.

Gate announced, rush the train (general seating), comfortable hour and a half to the Castle Cary railway station through Reading. Nap most of the way. Disembark, picked up in prearranged cab by Ian Corbett of Zero-Nine Taxi and he gives us a lovely tour of Glastonbury, which is lost on me a little because of weariness. Dropped off at the incredible Parsnips B&B in Glastonbury. Pot of tea, shower, bed, pillow, and a deep sleep complete with snores that peel the wallpaper and frighten the cows.

SO, after three airports, two airplanes, six train stations, four trains, nineteen cups of coffee (some good, some bad, one extraordinary), a car, a cab, and a combined thirty three hours of travel time, we’re in Glastonbury… and since I was greeted with a view of the garden at dawn, I couldn’t be happier.


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